'American Idol' Recap: Talent, Tears and Travesty

Ahhhh, the joys associated with only one hour of American Idol. The pace! The talent! The lack of filler! They can't waste five minutes making us watch a bad singer argue with the judges, because that's roughly one-ninth of the whole show!

Anyway, kids, this is it. We've finally made it. It's the END of the line for Idol...auditions. No more will we have to wonder before a performance if the artist has any chops at all. We may still cringe at times, but that's only because someone is having a bad day or is surrounded by people who don't bring out his or her best. No more will we be subjected to the worst America has to offer, those wretched, screeching, tone deaf individuals who Fox exploits for cheap laughs! Until next season, of course. But let's not focus on that right now.



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