'All-Star Celebrity Apprentice' Recap: 'Naked Balls and Harry Sauce,' oh my!

Episode 1 of "All-Star Celebrity Apprentice" is ominously titled, "The Wolf in Charge of the Hen House." The show opens in the Metropolitan Museum of Art, as the returning best of the best -- and worst of the worst -- "Celebrity Apprentice" contestants join Donald Trump to be split into teams. Trump puts one-time winner Bret Michaels and previous second-place contestant Trace Adkins in charge as team leaders. They take turns drafting their team, leaving Dennis Rodman the last player picked. (Something tells us that never happened to Rodman in gym class.)The contestants move to suites at Trump Tower, and convene to choose team names. Omarosa does a freestyle rap for Lil John, and her lyrics lead the team to "Team Power." The opposing team chooses a name based on one of Trace Adkins' lyrics, and -- per Gary Busey -- a birth control method, Plan B.Project managers for the first challenge are chosen by...



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