The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Housewives in Paris and They Going Gorillas

This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim acted insane, Kyle confronted Lisa at the top of the Eiffel Tower, and Ken and Mauricio bopped around Paris on Segways like a couple of dorks. Also, a duck was murdered for a lousy meal.

First, however, we had to watch two thin women exercise. Ugh, do I hate footage of jogging. Or running. Whatever you call it, I hate watching it. Yolanda and Brandi sprinted around Paris in matching capri leggings and Lululemon hoodies at the crack of dawn while they talked to each other about how much fun it was to model. I know this is the part of the show that should be fun — a bird’s-eye view into an otherwise exotic counterculture one would otherwise never know about — but I’m personally in the feelings-eating portion of what seems like the longest winter of all time, and I guess I just don’t want to hear how much fun it is to be thin and perfect? I’d rather feel sorry for models. Didn’t that one commit suicide? And that other one — didn’t she bone a magician? Read More...


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