The Voice Recap: Welcome to the Battle Rounds!

The battle rounds have arrived! And what a relief they are, really. For one, we don't have to add new people to this motley crew of accepted singers anymore. It was getting so large it was like the Swiss Family Robinson up in here. And for another, the judges finally changed clothing, like normal people who observe the laws of nature. (It was really, really distracting to me, what can I say?) Usher added an architectural pair of sunglasses to his usual black, Shakira wore a bronze lamé thing that recalled the spangly excesses of Joan of Arc, and Adam dressed up as a 1957 lounge lizard in Reno. The world's favorite undertaker, Carson Daly, even wore a tie and a funeral suit! Things have progressed in their own way, is what I am saying.



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