"I Want To Die," And Other Thoughts On Scary Movie 5

Zero laughs.

Scary Movie 5 has zero laughs. None. Nothing in this funny movie is funny. Not the spoofs. Not the slapstick. Not the sight gags. Absolutely nothing. It makes Bucky Larson look like a stunning achivement in film as an art form. It's 85 minutes long and feels like several cruel, depressing, banal lifetimes. I pulled out my cell phone several times in the theater to try and find solace in the Twitter hashtag #DontGoRawIfShe.



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