'American Idol' Recap: The Top 4 Sing to Stay the Top 4

Ohhhh, American Idol, why do you tease me so? And not the good kind of tease, like when I see a trailer for G.I. Joe: Retaliation, hear that Feeny will appear in the Girl Meets World pilot or listen to Michael Shannon perform a dramatic reading of the insane sorority girl letter (hint: none of these things disappoint).

No, Idol, it's the irking kind of tease, where you change things up without telling me simply in order to delay the inevitability of predictability. Like when my girlfriend took a pole dancing class at a bachelorette party and then never showed off what she learned.

I am talking, of course, about the save.



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