Game of Thrones Recap: Weddings and White Walkers

Weddings, for all their joy and spangle, have a way of bringing out the worst in people.

Someone’s uncle is always getting way too drunk, bumping into furniture, and talking too loudly. Some young dude is going to be a peacocking dick, trotting out his crudest sex jokes and generally mocking the solemnity of the proceedings. And soon-to-be in-laws will be trying to make nice, offering pleasantries about dress choices and telling funny old stories about that one time when your dad got sooo mad about this other family trying to one-up yours in the Social Register that he slaughtered every man, woman, and child in the house and stuck their bodies up on spikes to rot all summer while everyone watched.

Oh, wait.



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