Well, itâs finally here kiddies. Months of anticipation, meted out through a now infamous viral campaign, and what do we have to show for it? A big fucking monster movie. Thatâs pretty much exactly what I wanted. Were all of our questions answered? No. Like, what the bleeding hell is Slusho, and why should I give a shit? If you followed the viral marketing at all you are no doubt all too familiar with Slusho. Give it up, itâs nothing but a t-shirt. Thatâs all it has to do with the movie, some tool in a Slusho t-shirt for 2 seconds. Iâm very glad I never wasted my time following the âcluesâ on all the random viral sites. Now that all that nasty viral talk is out of the way, I can get onto the actual movie.