Pretty Little Liars Season-Premiere Recap: This Little Piggy Had None

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A mere normal recap couldn’t possibly capture what really matters in the PLL universe: who is in control. Who’s the newest member of the A-team? Who is A's latest victim? Who has a secret that can destroy someone else; who knows their secret is already in dangerous hands? Who’s about to shed that mortal coil and leave a thousand unsolved mysteries in their wake?

This season, we pick up exactly where we left off: with the four Liars and Mona discovering what’s in Detective Wilden’s trunk. It’s a body! It’s a red coat! It’s — oh, it’s just a dead pig. Hmmm … that’s gross, and I guess symbolic in a Lord of the Flies–y kind of way but, a little anticlimactic, no? Oh, well. On to the PLPR!



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