Barroom preacher:What if I told you that Jesus could offer you not only eternal life but freedom from pain in this life?
Preacher: He doesn't work that way.
Don:Because he's mysterious. He offer the same deal to Kennedy, Martin Luther King, Vietnam, for chrissake? Studies show Jesus had a bad year.
Preacher:Well, I'm afraid there's not one true believer in that list.
Don:What the hell did you just say?Read More...