The Killing Recap: Is Anything Even Happening?

Let’s say you’re a pastor whose only mission in life is to make sure the forgotten youth of our cities are given shelter every night. You start a youth center and it goes great for a while until a couple of cops notice that your photo configurations look suspiciously similar to their photo configurations and decide that must make you a murderer. What’s the best plan to convince them you’re not guilty? According to last night’s episode, which was packed with so much filler that bags of Oreo Big Stuf felt worried about their job security, the answer is obvious. You need to take one of those cops hostage and force her to drive until you reach the water and then kill her execution style. Nothing screams innocence like a bullet to an unarmed cop’s head.



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