Bachelor 2014 Premiere Quotes: "It Feels Like You're a Meat and They Wanna Eat You"

So, turns out Bachelor Juan Pablo Galavis is somewhat of a wordsmith. Not only does he speak the language of love (proof, he said: "I speak the language of love"), he has all kinds of inspirational musings up his sleeves — except he doesn't wear sleeves because he's always naked. And don't even get us started on the musings of his bachelorettes, a deeply intelligent and extremely sophisticated crop of lunatics who spend a lot of time talking about their feelings. With that in mind, check out...


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