Ever since awaking from a 250-year-slumber, Ichabod Crane hasn't been able to get much rest. Not only does he share half the responsibility of saving the world from evil, but he's frequently perplexed by modern day dress, slang, laws and traditions. He's often confounded by what he perceives to be the bastardization of ideals he fought for in the Revolutionary War, and the current population's ignorance of their own history. But, as an intellectual gentleman, he's also curious about advancements in the areas of civil rights, technology and human interaction. Equally incredulous and disappointed, Crane's insights and insults are at times witty and educational and others critical and condescending. Here are Crane's best comments about life in the 21st century.