As "The Dark Night" gets underway, Dan and Serena are planning a coming out party. Well, more accurately, they're planning on going public with their relationship again at Blair's big upcoming party.
But when one of Gossip Girl's minions takes a cellphone pic of them and the secret is out, it immediately starts to get in Dan's head. Making matters worse, he's confronted by a bunch of catty girls in the park. Having read Gossip Girl's blog, the youngsters want to know why Dan could possibly go out with Serena again after everything she did.
Also having a personal (read: physical) crisis of course is Chuck Bass. He can't get his "game" on, no matter what he does. Seriously, the equipment doesn't work. For Chuck Bass.
When he confides this to Serena, she points out that he's obviously still hung up on Blair. He determines that what he needs is one more roll in the hay with Blair, just to clean the pipes. This is bound to go well...
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