On this week's Desperate Housewives, we finally get to Wisteria in Chains', er, Blue Odyssey's long-awaited gig at the Battle of the Bands at the White Horse. It seems that Wisteria in Chains are older than most of the competition by two or three decades. "Rock and roll is not just for young people," says Mike. "Tonight we're not a plumber and a masseur and a guy that makes pizzas, we're a rock and roll band." And he promises that "tonight will be a night to remember." "And it was," says Mary Alice with creepy omniscience. Yes, Blue Odyssey is on fire! No, really, the nightclub is on fire, and the emergency exit is locked! The cops are calling it arson. Who made it out alive? And who... didn't?