As we wrap up our week of Quirky Characters, lets enjoy a selection of the odd and funny quotes that make these characters the quirky, weird outcasts we know and love!
Pushing Daisies: Ned
My name is Ned. I live a simple life. I wake pies and make the dead. That was creepy. I make pies and wake the dead.
True Blood: Sookie Stackhouse
Bill, you were just licking blood out of my head. I don't think it gets much more personal than that.
You most certainly may not feed on me!
Eli Stone: Eli Stone
Are you breaking up with me? 'Cause I-I was just diagnosed with a brain aneurysm, and that would be really bad timing on your part.
I saw them (Dowd and Taylor) singing I Got You, Babe at the karaoke bar in my head... long story. Sir, if you'll excuse me, I have to go yell at somebody and then go... kill someone else.
Chuck: Chuck Bartowski
Hi, my name is Charles Bartowski, but you can call me Chuck. Those are my shoes, this is my life. It's filled with spies, car chases, computer-stealing ninjas, and me saving the day.
My first stake out. Okay, okay. Yeah. What do I need to bring? Sweater? Light jacket.... Okay, you know what, I have a lot more to offer this team other than the intersect. For instance, what are we doing for tunes tonight? I could make a stakeout mix.
Life: Charlie Crews
It was my fault, I take responsibility. I wasn't in the moment. If I'd stayed in the moment, if I'd stayed present, I would of been okay, but I didn't. I was thinking about where we're going next. So I left the moment just when I should have been completely in the moment, which is when people usually leave the moment, but the moment is just too much for, which is pretty much always too much. I was thinking about where we're gonna go next.
(Crews puts the light on his roof, pulls the car over and approaches the driver)
Man: So what is it this time?
Crews: License and registration.
Man: You know damn well who I am.
Crews: License and registration please.
Man: Look, I married your ex-wife, that is not a crime.
(Hands Charlie his license and registration)
Crews: Are you aware that you changed lanes back there without signaling?
(begins writing a ticket)
Man: You have nothing better to do?
Charlie Crews: No sir. Not at this moment.
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