30 Rock: Top 10 Liz Lemon-isms - Featured

Liz Lemon is one of the best comedic characters on TV these days with her wavering moral values, horrible habits, and lack of respect for herself and others.


With all that quality integrity in mind, here are some of our favorite Lemon life theories and quotes that are so ridiculous and hilarious that they have become 30 Rock Liz Lemon-isms!


1. Lemon on Religion - Tracy: So what's your religion, Liz Lemon?

Liz: I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to. - 1.17, The Fighting Irish


2. Lemon on Race - No, Tracy took advantage of my white guilt, which is supposed to be used only for good, like over-tipping and supporting Barack Obama. - 1.5, Jack-Tor


3. Lemon on Economics - I need to do that thing that rich people do where they turn money into more money. Can you teach me how to do that? - 2.4, Rosemary's Baby


4. Lemon on Nutrition - Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water. - 3.11, St. Valentine's Day


5. Lemon on the Media - If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down. - 2.12, Subway Hero


6. Lemon on Forgiveness - Jack Donaghy is gonna kill me and then he's gonna kill you and then he's gonna fold us up in a pizza and eat us. - 1.9, The Baby Show


7. Lemon on the Importance of Honesty - Liz: No, I'm going to tell Drew that I'm having a little welcome to the building party for him but there is no party and then when he shows up I'll laugh and say 'oh it's the wrong night' and then he'll laugh and say one glass couldn't hurt and then I will put my mouth on his mouth. - 3.10, Generalissimo


8. Lemon on Workplace Relations - Liz: I hate going up to Donaghy's office even for something normal. I always feel like I'm entering the Death Star. I swear if Donaghy does this [does Darth Vader force strangle] at me, I'll run. - 1.4, Jack the Writer


9. Lemon on Interracial Dating - Jenna: Steven played the race card. What did you do?

Liz: What could I do? I picked up the check and made out with him a little bit in the taxi. - 1.16, The Source Awards


10. Lemon on her Great Nation - Liz: Why do you sound surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn't mean I don't love America. - 1.15, Hard Ball


What are your favorite Liz Lemon-isms?

Comments

| 22:34 EDT, 29 Apr, 2009
Yeah, how did "I want to go to there," not make the cut? I just love her facial expression when she says it!
| 01:36 EDT, 16 Apr, 2009
hahaha, yes, "I want to go to there", I say it all the time!
| 13:00 EDT, 02 Apr, 2009
"I want to go to there." I say it every time I see or hear about delicious food.
| 14:47 EDT, 30 Mar, 2009
Lemon on people: "At least we're not the worst people. Grad students are the worst people." - 3.1 Do-over
| 08:21 EDT, 27 Mar, 2009
um yeah no they were pathetic
| 21:47 EDT, 13 Mar, 2009
my favorite will always be "i want to go to there" tooi say it to random people and they dont get it and it makes me sad
| 05:42 EDT, 13 Mar, 2009
Great list, no.7 is the best. I also loved the end of 1.15 - Hardball: Josh is re-negoitiating his contract and Liz wants to punish him after for making her look stupid and simply shouts 'DO THE WORM!' (which he does) and then to his agent randomly 'YOU, BE A CRAB......FIGHT THE WORM!'
| 23:23 EDT, 12 Mar, 2009
You forgot my fav, Liz to Oprah "I kissed a girl at summer camp and then she drown" (not the exact quote)
| 16:50 EDT, 08 Mar, 2009
Best Liz Lemon moment is, "I don't really think its fair that I should be on a jury... because I can read thoughts..." *While dressed as prince leah and in the most ridiculous voice!* HILARIOUS!
| 05:54 EDT, 08 Mar, 2009
i love number 7 too! lol. "i want to go to there"
| 19:44 EST, 06 Mar, 2009
#7 may just be my all-time favorite!!

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