'Dancing With the Stars' recap: While My Lifeguard Gently Weeps

What?!? Come on! I can't believe The Hoff is going home. I know his Star has significantly dimmed, something called The Situation is more famous than him, and he's a generally silly piece of work. But I'm shocked. Think of the context here. I feel like David Hasselhoff was exactly as ridiculous as Dancing With the Stars. So how could he have gotten the boot?

I don't know howwww...you were inverted. No one alerted you....

Oh, well! I'm over it.

But Carrie Ann wasn't! I liked her grave reaction to Hasselhoff's elimination, maybe something along the lines of "America got this wrong! Michael Bolton should have left, and we wouldn't miss a thing!" But it was probably something about how hot Rick Fox is. I'm with Margaret Cho: That man looks like he's made of some delicious toffee!

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