Spider Man 2 : Voted for having one of the six dumbest doomsday devices in a Superhero movie.

"Hi there! My name is Otto Octavius, and today I'll be conducting an experiment with cold fusion designed to produce--and I quote from a screenplay that Pulitzer Prize' winner Michael Chabon was involved in for some reason--'the power of the sun in the palm of my hand.' I'll be doing this in the middle of Manhattan, because what could possibly go wrong? Fortunately, like all self-sustaining nuclear fusion reactors, it can be extinguished by dipping it into a river, which is why we must make sure our solar system's sun never gets wet. Also, because I'm a brilliant physicist, I can also develop advanced artificial intelligence systems like these mechanical tentacles I'm using, since being a scientist means you're good at everything science-ish. This same principle explains why you can get a quadruple heart bypass from your orthodontist." Your Best Superhero Movie Ever, fanboys!


To view the other movies, visit ToplessRobot:

The 6 Dumbest Doomsday Devices from Superhero Movies

Comments

Want to comment on this? First, you must log in to your SideReel account!