It's finally here! The not so anticipated finale of Bachelor Pad, in which we find out which of the three remaining "power couples" (what is it about that term in this context that still gives me the hearty LOLs?) made up of the "cool kids" (again, LOL-barf) who easily coasted their way through a small number of idiotic carnival games will win an unquestionable undeserved $250,000, as voted on by a group of their peers (fellow jerks, some of whom empirically proved earlier this season that they don't know the difference between right and left). America: This is our game show. Are you happy?
Tonight, on the Bachelor Pad finale: In hour one, it's a Bachelor-Dancing with the Stars mashup (because those don't happen often enough) as the remaining three couples must dance to the death (I wish). Hour two: The final two couples duke it out for the money in front of a live studio audience and all of this season's eliminated contestants. Hour three: I cry myself to sleep.
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