Top Ten Reasons Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Doesn't Work

There are spoilers in here.

Remember when your friend went to see Episode One and warned you to never, ever see it because it would destroy part of your childhood? We're that guy, and we're talking about Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

We had faith. Spielberg was involved, so maybe he would moderate Lucas' worst tendencies: the gratuitous use of computer animation, the boring and trite dialog, and the insufficient story. We were wrong about that. This movie was so bad that Lucas and Spielberg should have started over once they saw the final product. They might be rich enough to do that.

In fact, there are so many issues with Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull that we thought it would be easier to make a top ten list of reason this movie was depressing. So depressing that Spielberg and Lucas should send us all a stimulus check like Bush did.

You can see the list over at Athens Exchange.


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May 27, 2008 9:52AM EDT

The film was good, was the same as the others...Far fetched enough to be entertaining, adventurous and funny. Everything an indiana jones should be. i dont agree with most of ure top ten list, but some people do...i think this film is like marmite, you either like it or you dont.

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