Morning arrives at the plaza and we learn that Liz needs to fly to Chicago to get out of jury duty. She'll employ her usual unfailing plan: show up in a Princess Leia costume and be dismissed.
Jack upgrades her flight and gives her something for the ride, Comanapricil, which may cause "dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime."
Coming in on the tail end of a conversation between Jack and an Olympic champion, Kenneth is appalled at the news that NBC faked lots of events at Beijing 2008 including Olympic tetherball, synchronized running, and octuples tennis, so Americans could win more medals and raise network ratings. Kenneth loses all respect for Jack, and amazingly, Jack is very bothered by that fact.