Gossip Girl Season 3, Episode 5: 'Enough About Eve' Review - Featured

Dreams reflect the ambitions of the subconscious, it makes us assertive about the type of person we want to become but is just not there yet.

Blair pegged her Dream the wrong way, she's not the low self worth person she believed she was. Only if she continued down her path of revenge and hate, would she be the Plain Jane she despised?

Why is Blair headset on plucking power and control as though she could easily pick it from a tree? This vendetta Blair has against herself mirrors her desperation, she doesn't need minions. It isn't high school anymore, people actually carry a mind of their own and would not necessarily respond to empty threats and bullying. In the end Blair lost everything most fond to her and became the same Jane she dreaded.

The Bette Davis imagery complimented Leighton Meester's cover of 'Bette Davis Eyes'. It is almost profound that Blair's dreams reflect a movie icon. That shows the exact way she perceives life; everything must have a happy ending, but not always does the movie end the way she wants and she cannot control the picture she is shot into. Often times 'All About Eve' is the Blair version of a Nightmare resulting into 'Enough About Eve' already!

The only thing Blair counted on was Chuck, she really has no one else, especially since Serena became obsessive about Carter as opposed to improving her own life. Still, Blair dug her own graveyard when she traded her boyfriend's kiss (to another man non-the-less) for a measly toast at a freshman dinner. I understand Blair's obsession to be on top, but her motives are pathetic and her aims only land her flat on her face.

Chuck's compassion is heartbreaking; he would do almost anything for Blair, but he knows the kind of person she is. She would sell even the closest person in her heart for a chance to feel like Queen B again. The mistake Blair made was believing that Chuck's heart was up for sale, love is unconditional. For Blair, earning forgiveness from Chuck would be a lot easier to accomplish than forgiving herself.

Olivia Burke unfortunately took the spot for the toast and it wasn't even a big deal for her. Hilary Duff's appearance added a certain amusement to the plot, especially when she decided to act like the cliched image of a movie star.

Olivia - "So anyone famous here? I mean besides me"

Vanessa placed the screws all over the place here. She approached the situation with the toast exactly the way Blair would have done it; manipulative and twisted. Blair was actually able to bring Vanessa down with her. It was nice seeing Vanessa's side of the family, her mother's opinion actually matters most and it made sense why she wanted to prove something to her. The toast could have opened her mother's mind up for her success in college. Nothing changed in the end, even when she caught Blair in the act of incriminating herself - another Blair-like act. It was so obvious the way Vanessa held her bag with the microphone upright. Blair was so focused on gloating she didn't even notice, but for the viewers that should have been more professional and less predictable.

No one really got their happy ending, not even Serena and Carter, I was even surprised to see Carter out of harms way. His speech was touching, but I couldn't really get the connection between them, there wasn't anything there to die for. Nate's attempt to bring the Buckley's down just felt out place when Carter showed up unharmed. What was the point of the two bodyguards taking him far away? What he did to the Buckley sister was cruel and even heartless, but the Buckleys are putting to much effort into seeking revenge as opposed to helping her. Carter isn't really worth all the attention they are giving him.

The creators have a way of giving Nate undeveloped story-lines and pointless plots. So far Nate has had a series of love affairs and now he's campaigning for his grandfather to seek revenge? The writers need to give Nate worthwhile plots that makes sense and fits into the story they are going for, otherwise his character would altogether be ignored.

This was a slight step up from last weeks 'Rufus Getting Married'. Lily and Rufus seem the exact same as they were before; not that I expect a love shower, but at least something separating their single from their married life.

I am definitely not in agreement with the scar left on Blair and Chuck's relationship since Blair's misdeed. At one point I believed that 'Chuck's meeting' was an excuse for another girl in his place, but I prefer a lie to be alone as opposed to getting with someone to drown your sorrows. Does Vanessa and Blair's truce mean that they might be heading into a friend zone-probably not right away, but Blair needs someone in her life since she and Chuck aren't up in arms.

Olivia is a very interesting character and I really look forward to seeing more of her. I also expect to see more paparazzi coverage of her and Dan's relationship, otherwise her 'status as a movie star' would lose its credibility. A few more screaming fans should also do the trick.

Not bad. I know its hard to follow Jenny's role at school since Blair and Serena was what brought most of the tension, while Jenny stood in the sidelines, but Jenny also dominated the first portion of the mean girls habit in season one. I definitely want some of that spunk back. It would also be good to see what Hazel and the girls are up to.

Georgina's absence was not missed here, but I resent the way they dismissed her. This was also not Blair's finest hour, but with a few tweaks and changes this new version of 'Gossip Girl' could be for the best. I just miss the need to feel like punching someone out because their character really hit a nail. Who knows.


What's up with Serena's wardrobe, has she found a new attachments to shorts.

I actually believed Chuck when he confessed to kissing a man before. I wouldn't want to see that again.

Vanessa looked very interesting as Eve.

The last person I expected to give advice to Blair was Lily. Who else would have done it?

Jenny's hairstyle wasn't always like that. I prefer the old look.

Dan gets to kiss a movie-star and act normal about it, what's wrong with that picture.



Four Stars

Grade B-




Default avatar cat
Oct 21, 2009 2:05AM EDT

Bravo...I enjoyed reading your review. You made excellent points, and I must say that this had much more depth than the show itself.

Default avatar cat
Oct 22, 2009 11:19AM EDT

Does anyone else hate Vanessa?

Oct 22, 2009 3:44PM EDT

thanks for the review! well said.

Default avatar cat
Oct 24, 2009 11:29AM EDT

haha well said indeedadding my thoughts to it
I hate vanessa's image- but - in the black and white sequence she was GLOWING and gorgious.I think she must be very beautifull in reality and they are trying to play her down a little bit I dont really know.I think she is a little bit too beautiful for her part, or her face is somehow distracting, cant describe it further. they should leave her eau naturale,not make these weird things with her hair, which looked like a wig,and actually distracted me from her acting and what she wanted to say.All that, made me not want to even listen or dive into her part.
I liked the microphone part, - you re missing the point that, it couldnt be perfectly done,since vanessa is just an amateur in these things. So it is only natural for her not to be able to do it in a manner you describe.
I would like to see more of lily I absolutely LOVE her I dont know what she has - but I want to look at her more!.
I want the gray/fleshy/black dress blair was wearing, could someone give a note what designer it was? The puple dress of Serena was also stunning, the clothes really are magnificent.
Serena, I am !reeeally! sick of her face and her voice,which are just as if someone has struck botox in every part of it, and thats the way her voice sounds too. Uhh. I dont get the publicity she has gotten, as an actor (blake lively),and I beleive blairs character is a much more difficult one to play.I hope they really change the tone of Serena s voice because every time I hear it I feel like suffocating.
Olivias charakter is funny, but still beleeive her acting (whatshername) is horrible -! I hate her acting, as much as her sisters acting too, when she had played a role in 7th heaven. Horrible! why do they even hire them? Yes they might be adorable, but acting isnt about beeing adorable!I cant stand it!
Britney Spears acting for example on HIMYMother was totally much more bearable she wasnt trying to get in the center of the screen - but I guess its the directors responsibility choose what he does with an actor who has that tendency, -or - if it is the director's wish to make it look like that, then I hate his taste!
In general I had many BIG laughs and TOTALLY enjoyed the funny side of the show,since, really these situations they are SO hilarious and ridiculous for themselveswe should get a laugh out of them!
Please, we need a list of all the designers of the clothes!
a viewer from Greece Europe! :-)

Default avatar cat
Oct 24, 2009 11:37AM EDT

"Dan gets to kiss a movie-star and act normal about it, what's wrong with that picture."
even though I dont stand him as a man (find him very douchy)that kiss was VERY sexy! :-)
something I dont like about this show - that they leave too many gaps inbetween the stories! Give us a little sentence at least, a little explanation to connect all the jumps.Is the narration changing? something is missing, or things and characters are moving too fast.Dont make this another Heroes fiasko! Learn from the directing of Private Practice and Greys,they have been making MASTERPIECES in that manner,(in connecting stories) I beleive, in the latest episodes, I am taking my hat of, I am taking a bow, to them for that.

Default avatar cat
Oct 25, 2009 3:56PM EDT

I love your reviews!LOL.Totally *nod*nod*agree*moment:
-I actually believed Chuck when he confessed to kissing a man before. I wouldn't want to see that again.
-Dan gets to kiss a movie-star and act normal about it, what's wrong with that picture.
Nice one~ :D

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