1. Better nickname: MotherChucker or Chuck Basstard?
DANdy: MotherChucker, hands down. Pretty sure Josh Schwartz chose this character's name just to use that reference at some point.
Mister Meester: I know, I'm lame, but I say tie There simply aren't enough bad pun-insult hybrids to describe the great Chuck Bass.
Gossip Guy: MutherBasstard. 'Cause we're not talking about any bastard (I'm looking at you, offspring of Bristol Palin), we're talking about the bastard, Chuck Bass.
2. Did Dan and Serena get back together too quickly?
DANdy: Yes. The most significant story line to close season one was the break up of Derena. There was little doubt Dan was gonna find his way back to Serena eventually - a little manslaughter is nothing compared with those legs! - but at least drag the reconciliation out for a few episodes.
Mister Meester: I thought it was pretty realistic. On one hand, Dan tried his best to embrace the role of man-slut and let Serena go. But then at some point he realized she's Serena. You simply don't replace the Serena, not even by two-timing impressionable chicks eager to put out.
Gossip Guy: No. I don't think my heart could have taken any more seconds of them being apart. Why did they even have to wait until the end of the episode?
3. More uncomfortable place Nate has had intercourse: a bar stool or the passenger seat of a car?