I don't go out much. I'm more of a homebody and would much prefer a quiet night at the house arguing with my wife about what to watch on television than going out and paying for overpriced drinks around a bunch of people I don't know or care about. But let me say this: I want to party with Donald Trump Jr. Maybe it's just so I can find out exactly how much gel it takes to properly slick back one's hair. I don't know. But I find the guy fascinating. He's clearly not as smooth or as polished as sister Ivanka (who no doubt took the episode off after being horrified to learn that I was ogling her in the Boardroom last week), but the guy makes up for it by providing several memorable moments on Celebrity Apprentice. First he goes and tells Bret Michaels how much he wants to see the rocker perform the Tour Bus Thrust, which I would have to assume seriously upped his stock in Cyndi Lauper's eyes (Nobody else sticks up for the gays!). And then this week he provides us with a classic Celebrity Apprentice moment for the ages.
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