It's here, the big two-hour Dancing with the Stars finale extravaganza. There will be comedy, dancing, a lot more comedy, a little more dancing, Whitney Houston and then, at the very end, about 10 seconds of actual results.
Dancing with the Stars is down to show biz legend (legend being a code word for old man) Donny Osmond, fan favorite Kelly Osbourne and the rightful winner Mya. I know Dancing with the Stars is about popularity and voting and an objective measurement of a person's fame, but if it were just about dance, Mya would win.
Everyone's back, and the 13 eliminated couples are introduced. Based on applause, the audience clearly loves Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Natalie Coughlin and Louie Vito. Yeah, I assume the applause was for Maks and not Debi Mazar.
The final three arrive, and the applause for Kelly Osbourne is about 200 times louder than for any other person. She's clearly a sentimental favorite.
Ha! They show a recap of last night, but there's a technical problem and it cuts to the back of Miss Piggy's head. Tom Bergeron cuts to commercial. Ah, live television.
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