'Big Brother 11' Recap: Star Wars - Episode I: The Russell Menace

A not-so-long time ago in a Big Brother house far, far away...

Welcome to an all Star Wars-themed recap of Big Brother 11! Darth Ronnie joined the Dark Side (aka Jessie, Russell, Natalie, Lydia, Kevin and Chima) while turning his back on the Force (Jeff, Jordan, Laura, Casey and Michele). Therefore, I'm going geek and doing a special Star Wars recap. However, write not like Yoda I will, or aching your head will be.

Before getting into it, let me introduce the cast:

The Force:

Jeff Solo: The hero and leader of the Force

Casey-bacca: His trusty sidekick and comic relief

Queen Jordan-dala: The beautiful female leader

Princess Laura: The strong, independent woman

Michele Windu: The brains of the operation who still has a connection to Ronnie

The Dark Side:

Darth Ronnie: Formerly Ronakin Skywalker, he has turned against the Force and now fights for the Dark Side

Emperor Russell-tine: The insidious manipulator who tricks Darth Ronnie into joining his side

Jessie the Hut: The large disgusting useless object in the house

Grand Moff Kevin: A mindless pilot who goes along for the ride

Lydia Calrissian: The one who first betrayed her friends and sold out Braden to the Dark Side

Natalie Fett: The loyal servant who brings things to Jessie

General Chima-us: The evil, bitchy droid leader.

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