Episode 2 Recap

On last week's premiere episode of Make Me a Supermodel, we met this season's 16 supermodel hopefuls. While red-headed stunner Jordan excelled and won immunity, the handsome but bulky Ken was sent home. This week the remaining 15 contestants get makeovers courtesy of Bravo's own Tabatha Coffey, have a a candy themed photo shoot, and their weekly runway challenge. The episode begins with Clark Kent's more handsome brother, Colin, practicing his runway walk. Colin, our early favorite to win it all, narrowly avoided elimination last week due to a ghastly runway walk, that one judge described as "looking like a dog with his head stuck out a car window." While he may not have been a natural on the runway, the fact that Colin is practicing so diligently makes me love him even more...the show is called Make Me A Supermodel after all.

Colin's walking practice is interrupted by an email notifying the models it's time for their photo shoot. To get to their photo shoot the models must follow a trail of candy, which seems a little dubious, we all know what happened to Hansel and Gretel when they followed a trail of candy to an unknown location. Luckily, there's no troll waiting for the contestants, just Tyson, Nicole, and this week's photographer Suza Scalora. Suza tells the models that for this week's photo, they'll be posing as some of America's favorite candies. She stresses that is very important that the models "embody and emote the candy," which left me scratching my head. How does candy emote?

My deep thought is pleasantly interrupted by a parade of half-naked bodies, covered in body paint, pasties, glitter, and candy. And I'm not the only one enjoying the show, Branden is in awe of being around this many half-naked women at once and promises that it will provide him many good dreams. We bet it will Branden, you lucky bastard. But it's not just Branden who is suddenly having a craving for sweets, sexual tension abounds during this week's photo shoot. Colin, the 21 year-old virgin, is portraying chocolate to which Kerryn coos, "You know chocolate is my weakness." Colin may have come in to Make Me A Supermodel a boy, but we bet he leaves it a man. Surprisingly comfortable with the nudity, is "Almost Amish" Salome. She's just lazing about in her glitter and pasties like she's wearing sweat pants.

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