On Sunday's episode of Desperate Housewives, Bree confronted her feelings about her new contractor, Keith. The burden of lying to Mike weighed on Susan. Paul's new wife revealed a secret. Bob and Lee revealed their own relationship woes. Renee began her Godzilla-in-the-sandbox impression on Wisteria Lane, starting with the Scavos' marriage. And Carlos finally told Gaby the truth about Juanita.
Bree must have been listening to 2 Live Crew this week, because she so horny. She likes Keith's cheese-grating abs and his natural man scent so much that she's positively flustered. She's so busy checking out Keith's posterior as she's backing out of the driveway that she runs into Juanita.
At the hospital, Andrew tells Bree that he caught her checking out Keith's, well, you know. "Watch your mouth, this isn't one of your homosexual dance clubs," she replies.
"What's wrong with you people?" Gaby asks Bree and Andrew. "First, you take out my mother-in-law and now you go after my daughter?" She forgives them, mostly because she wasn't so fond of her mother-in-law and Juanita is going to be OK, but she warns them to "learn to swerve."
Later that day, Keith is working inside the house shirtless, which makes putting away the groceries kind of difficult for Bree, aka Mrs. Van de Butterfingers. "It's just been a very stressful day," she explains. "I think I know what you need," Keith says, and he gives her a big hug. So, she fires him.
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