"Everybody wants to be an artist," says 'Bachelor Pad' co-host Melissa Rycroft. But on this new, fairly skanky reality show, "art" takes the form of rolling around in paint, while wearing bikinis ... and a Speedo.
Here's what goes down on the latest episode (Mon., 8PM ET on ABC). "Weatherman" (and former 'Bachelorette' contestant) Jon Novack wins a date with three of the ladies in the house. These women are: Gwen, Peyton, and Ashley.
Melissa then announces that this date will be "artistic." What artistic means in practice is body painting. And so, Jon and his dates romp around in skimpy swimwear, while splashing paint on each other.
Jon puts on an incredibly tiny Speedo, then cavorts with the women. The "Weatherman" thinks that he's being crafty by getting the girls to drop their defenses. Then, at the end of the date, he picks Gwen -- but he's in for a surprise. She was just flirting with him in order to get an immunity rose. As for the prospect of her ever "getting with" Jon, Gwen has this to say: "That is not going to happen in a million years."