Episode 5 "You're Going to Want That Tooth" Recap

Survivor: Tocantins came into the night all square. Timbira had four players, Jalapao had four players. While it's certainly felt like Jalapao was the stronger, more harmonious tribe, it hasn't exactly mattered in the immunity challenges. Now with gummy nutjob Sandy out of the picture over at Jalapao, is Survivor: Tocantins Jalapao's for the taking? Tonight's Survivor episode featured a modern day toilet (hooray!), disoriented castaways and the loss of a tooth, hence the episode's title. What follows is a recap of the night's events. Read, enjoy, comment, mock - whatever tickles your fancy.

After Crazy Sandy Burgin got the ol' heave-ho, we watch Stephen Fishbach itch Taj Johnson-George's back while she makes orgasmic sounds. Very disturbing. Taj is very confident in the 4-way cross-tribe alliance. Steve and Taj go searching for the hidden idol. They molest the statue until Taj gooses it and rips the hidden idol out of its butt. Success! Taj enlists Stephen to protect the idol, because no one will suspect the Jewish guy. Sorry - actually, it's because he has pockets.

Timbira prepares for another day of life in camp. Brendan and Sierra find some alone time to discuss the secret alliance that Brendan forgot to tell her about. She's not really mad, and she's on board. Brendan has the immunity idol, remember. Sierra lucked into something good, and she's a wee bit arrogant about it.

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