'America's Next Top Model' Recap: Hold Me Closer, Whiny Dancer

The universe has realigned itself. America's Next Top Model is back to one-hour episodes. We're back to the normal and harmonious pattern of challenge-photo shoot-elimination. Tyra has taken back her place as chief of sass in the judging panel. And someone attempting to become a model decided it was a good idea to wear a swimsuit to judging panel.

We're BACK!

I'll have you know that my Elton John-inspired headline up there is not just a hollow, clever pun. (Though it is SO clever.) It's also a beautifully concise summary of what tonight's America's Next Top Model episode (which was merely episode 3, though I, like Ren, "feel like I've been here for months") was all about: whining and dancing. More specifically, given the show's overall premise--a premise which the show itself often forgets for long spans of time--how whining and dancing affect one's modeling. Important issues that definitely needed delving into.

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