'Next Food Network Star' recap: I know why the amber woodpecker shooshes


Quick question for the producers of The Next Food Network Star: Why is Ina Garten missing from your introductory montage showcasing your roster of MVPs? Failure to pay proper homage to the Barefoot Contessa could result in a call to the flavor police and a subsequent three-week ban on butter in your lives. You have been warned.


Now that we've aired our grievance of the season, let's move on to this week's elimination: Yep, it's time to chop off and discard Dzintra, who was randomly/accurately described last week by a commenter named Stormy as looking like an old TWA stewardess. Right at the top of the episode, the spastic chef declared that her appearance in the bottom three during the last elimination challenge was the worst situation of her whole life, which instantly negated any sympathy I might have felt in watching her get the boot. I mean, let's get real: If a near-miss exit from a basic cable reality show is as bad as it's gotten in her 44 years, then the woman is due for some heartache, no?


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