Terrible beyond belief!

Movies like this make me weep when i think about all the great scripts left behind in favor of pouring money into this atrocity. The plot was silly. There was zero chemistry between the actors. The special effects were too obvious. The make-up and costume were ridiculously screaming "I'm a costume". The mud on the characters bodies were too perfectly placed and unrealistic to be taken seriously. The blue eyed girl(who couldn't act) had mascara, waxed legs, waxed eyebrows, and shaved arm-pits to be taken seriously. The whole movie was like a children's nighttime storybook. The movie bored me to tears during its climax. Don't even get me started on its historical inaccuracy. I was consoled only by the mere fact that i didn't pay admission price to see it.


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