Recap: Putting the "Ed" in "Deflated"

Last week on The Bachelorette: Kiptyn, Reid, Ed, and You Know WHO joined Jillian in Spain, and after a long game of "one of these things is not like the other," she gave the controversial cowboy the BOOT.

Tonight, a special rhyme for you, from me: Aloha means "hello" but also "goodbye." Tonight, both meanings, Jill needs to apply. Reid, Kiptyn, or Ed: which guy to deny? Whomever's bedroom time goes awry! Is it Reid who can't do the deed, Kiptyn who's not equipped-tyn, or Edward whose fortunes sour bedward? Find out tonight on The Bachelorette, where the only thing 'real' is your TV set!

So I wrote a rhyme. I guess sometimes I just wish promo announcers talked more in Seussical rhyme, and less in "THE MOST DRAMATIC VOICE TO EMPHASIZE HOW SUPER SERIOUS AND HEARTBREAKING THIS EPISODE IS EVER!!!" You know what I mean? The information goes down easier that way, and we all remember that this is a silly, seems-like-anything-but-reality dating show.

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