MTV just debuted 10 minutes of Jersey Shore'Ës second season. Well, more like eight minutes. The first two or so were just a recap of the past season's highlights, in case anyone had forgotten what 'GTL' stands for. But then: New Jersey Shore! OMG!
This season, we saw, will take us all the way back to the distant past of February 2010, a period known to historians as 'ÅSnowmageddon.' Perhaps needless to say, the Jersey Shore cast was not feeling the excess of chilly precipitation. Pauly D: 'You can't creep in this weather, you can't do anything.' Snooki: 'Wauuugh. It's cold. I wanna go to Miami.' So go to Miami they did.
What else did we learn? Snooki had a Tea Party moment, complaining that President Obama raised taxes on tanning. Snooki also had a new boyfriend, whom she proudly called a 'Ågorilla juicehead.' On the flip side, Ronnie and Sammi called it quits, a romantic tragedy on the order of Romeo & Juliet. The much-maligned Angelina, meanwhile, was still part of the cast, though fences between her and the rest of the cast had not quite mended. The Situation and Pauly D ran into car trouble on their way to sunny Florida; Pauly D's Nikes got muddy, another tragedy. Snooki and J-Woww taught a local Southern dude how to fist-pump.
And that was pretty much it. What did you think of what we saw? On a scale of 1 to 10, how excited are you for season two?