The Kids Are All Wrong on 'The Real Housewives of NJ'

Get the Party Started

Teresa's daughters start this episode off playing Monopoly. My ears were ringing so loudly with irony that I almost missed that Joe and Teresa are celebrating their ten year anniversary and she wants some expensive gifts. Or else she's withholding sex. Speaking of parties, Danielle's daughter, Christine, is having a Sweet Sixteen party. Christine wants to donate money, and Danielle looks skeptical. "What's charity? I'm a charity case! Did I mention my weave got pulled out?"

I have a theory that Teresa's baby is actually one of those reborn dolls. It never moves, and only looks life-like. Sort of like these are the "Real'Housewives of New Jersey." And like Danielle's other daughter, Jillian (who?), is a "budding musical artist." And Albie is "going to go back to law school." Right after he takes a slight detour through Police Academy. Where did this Police Academy sub-plot come from?

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