Who said Gossip Girl never taught us anything? The show may not return till March 16, but it's filling the void with a series of faux-educational videos that aim to school us in the lingo of the Upper East Side.
Filmed in sepia tones with fuzzy edges like old-school filmstrips, the videos introduce some key Gossip vocabulary. There's "Basstalk," the umbrella word for all Chuck Bass-isms (including the infamous "mother chucker"). There's "Dorot-abuse," a side effect of being "Blairianoid." And there's "Ment-whore," which is applied to only one person: everyone's favorite teacher, Rachel.
It sounds kind of cheesy when I write it all out like that, but the videos are actually pretty clever. And hey, it's a good way to get a little taste of what's to come while we wait for GG's return. To check them out, just read more.
* For Video 1 Click here.
* For Video 2 Click here.
* For Video 3 Click here.