For these few days ahead, maybe we can believe that miracles do happen. The Hills star Spencer Pratt has been forced to keep quiet for a while, because he just had a hole in his tongue stitched up.
According to TMZ, the reality TV celebrity got into a rather bloody incident concerning his dog. The two were playing tug-of-war with the pup, using a little rope toy. Spencer Pratt, genius that he is, put one end of the plaything inside his mouth and you can guess what happened next.
If you weren't able to put two and two together, here's what went on. The rope slipped from The Hills star's jaw, and Spencer Pratt bit down on his own tongue. Wait, we mean right through his own tongue.
Spencer headed straight to the hospital to let the doctor mend the gaping hole in his licker, that hole in his pie-hole or what have you. He was also advised to keep his mouth shut for the following days, which makes us raise our arms and sing Hallelujah. Despite this being temporary, maybe the Hills celeb believes this is an indication for silence for the rest of the year.
The report goes on to say that Pratt thought getting his tongue stitched is "a sign from God that he needs to continue to keep his mouth shut in 2010." Unfortunately, that doesn't fully stop him from promoting himself. After all, there's still Twitter.
Spencer Pratt posted photos of his scarred tongue on his account, and even put up a warning. We're not going to bring those nasty images to this site though. You'll just have to see for yourself.
"Don't look at this before you eat! My tongue post stiches! (sic)" the Hills star wrote.