The season finale of Gossip Girl can be summed up pretty quickly. In no particular order, here is everything that happened in the episode, separated by character or couple:
Lily and Rufus
Wake up together in bed
Rufus: I love you.
Lily: I'm marrying Bart. He has money. And I love him. I think.
Rufus: I love you.
Lily: Marries Bart
Rufus: Goes on tour
Chuck and Blair (with guest appearance by Bart):
Chuck: Remember that hot sex we had?
Blair: Ew.
Chuck: Gives insightful toast ripe with parallels to his own relationship with Blair
Blair: Chuck, you're so dreamy. Yes I'll fly away with you!
Bart Bass: Having a girlfriend will make you all mature, son.
Chuck: Sees hot blonde. I'm Chuck Bass (implying imminent coitus)...
Dan and Serena
Serena: Sarah/Georgina is a psychob****. Everything she says is a lie.
Dan: Oh, ok.
Exit Georgina, after guest scheming by Blair
Serena: Let's have a don't ask don't tell policy about Georgina. I forgive you.
Dan: We didn't have sex. Well, not the kind that makes babies...
Serena: Oh. I still forgive you.
Dan: I want to break up. You're a liar and a slut.
Serena: Just a liar. You're the slut.
The two engage in a pained slow dance
Jenny
Jenny: I have an internship (because Parsons gives internships to 9th graders...)!
Eric
Inconsequential
Nate and Vanessa (with guest appearance by Serena)
Nate: I have to go outside to punch my father.
Vanessa: Wears ugly dress. Has no chemistry with Nate
Nate: I'm done with Brooklyn. Sees Serena
Serena: I'm going to the Hamptons to reflect by myself. Call me so we can hook up.
Nate: Will do.
All in all, I did not think that the finale was bad, but for some reason I was expecting the episode to end with some sort of a crazy cliffhanger.
What were your reactions to the finale?
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