Gossip Girl Season Finale: Abridged Version


The season finale of Gossip Girl can be summed up pretty quickly. In no particular order, here is everything that happened in the episode, separated by character or couple:


Lily and Rufus

Wake up together in bed

Rufus: I love you.

Lily: I'm marrying Bart. He has money. And I love him. I think.

Rufus: I love you.

Lily: Marries Bart

Rufus: Goes on tour


Chuck and Blair (with guest appearance by Bart):

Chuck: Remember that hot sex we had?

Blair: Ew.

Chuck: Gives insightful toast ripe with parallels to his own relationship with Blair

Blair: Chuck, you're so dreamy. Yes I'll fly away with you!

Bart Bass: Having a girlfriend will make you all mature, son.

Chuck: Sees hot blonde. I'm Chuck Bass (implying imminent coitus)...


Dan and Serena

Serena: Sarah/Georgina is a psychob****. Everything she says is a lie.

Dan: Oh, ok.

Exit Georgina, after guest scheming by Blair

Serena: Let's have a don't ask don't tell policy about Georgina. I forgive you.

Dan: We didn't have sex. Well, not the kind that makes babies...

Serena: Oh. I still forgive you.

Dan: I want to break up. You're a liar and a slut.

Serena: Just a liar. You're the slut.

The two engage in a pained slow dance


Jenny

Jenny: I have an internship (because Parsons gives internships to 9th graders...)!


Eric

Inconsequential


Nate and Vanessa (with guest appearance by Serena)

Nate: I have to go outside to punch my father.

Vanessa: Wears ugly dress. Has no chemistry with Nate

Nate: I'm done with Brooklyn. Sees Serena

Serena: I'm going to the Hamptons to reflect by myself. Call me so we can hook up.

Nate: Will do.


All in all, I did not think that the finale was bad, but for some reason I was expecting the episode to end with some sort of a crazy cliffhanger.


What were your reactions to the finale?

Comments

Default avatar cat
May 21, 2008 5:04PM EDT
The WHOLE Georgina story arc was ridiculous.
Default avatar cat
May 21, 2008 11:56AM EDT
i love this summary - very insightful and well rounded! You really managed to get the whole episode into about 15 lines - awesome. It made me giggle alot.All I'm going to say in regards to Gossip Girl is I CAN'T WAIT FOR SEASON 2!I'm hoping Eric will end up in sordid love triangle with Burt Bass and Dan - would make this show the best thing ever!
Default avatar cat
ald
May 20, 2008 8:52PM EDT
haha niceone Rachel :D
Default avatar cat
May 20, 2008 8:46PM EDT
hahah, i loved yourdescription of dan and serena's convo.can't wait till season 2! i heart gossip girl :)
Default avatar cat
May 20, 2008 6:15PM EDT
Right on the money.I truly wasted my time watching the episode because you have it laid out right here in easy to follow bits. Thank You!!!! ;)
Default avatar cat
May 20, 2008 4:17AM EDT
Heheheh funny...Im looking forward to season 2 tho..."All about my brother" was the best episode.
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