Kate Gosselin and kids plan holiday CD? We've written their debut single!

File under “Greetings from the Impending Apocalypse!: AOL's PopEater blog is reporting that Kate Gosselin, master babymaker and star of several TLC programs, is hoping to record and release a holiday album with her eight children. Gosselin's rep declined to comment on the story, but nothing short of a Hell naw, that isn't happening! is going to stop me from rocketing down a slide of shame and into a stinking cauldron of what ifs? and whys? As such, I have gone as far as writing a potential first single for the Gosselin Child Army Chorus, set to the tune of Winter Wonderland. Join me in a sing-along, the better to drown out the unholy howling emanating from your soul area.

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