The Real Housewives of New Jersey' recap: The calm before the storm Season 2, Episode 8

Danielle underwent her own renewal process on last night's episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, echoing her sister from across the river, Ramona. But this new Danielle was not the result of extensive psychotherapy, a lengthy stay in an ashram, or even a new-found career, but rather from going under the knife for her fourth breast augmentation. In her defense, her implants have caused a staph infection and generally feel hard and cold every moment of every day. (Gross). After a taking a few photos of her chest (which Danielle seemed all too eager to pose for, please tell me you noticed the slight smile emerging on her face? Sure, her daughter may be booking photo shoots and runway shows now, but she was once a model too, dammit! Don't you forget it!), the doctor commented that she had one of the biggest deformities ever, and that this would not be an easy procedure - but as Danielle says, nothing in her life is easy. Ugh save the sob stories for your therapist, lady. Thanks to the wonders of anesthesia, Danielle was unconscious for most of the episode, however there were three loopy ladies-in-waiting eager to take her place:

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