Jersey Shore Episode Recap: "Season 2 Premiere"

"We're in Miami, b-tch." Get ready to hear that phrase a lot this summer now that Jersey Shore Season 2 is upon us. Editors Robyn and Gina are here to provide the world with a recap of the gem that is this MTV show. So let's get to it!

The new season picks up with everyone getting ready to leave the cold and snow behind as they head to Miami. After all, what's the point of staying if - in the words of Pauly D - "You can't tan in this weatha. You can't creep in this weatha. You can't do anything."

J-Woww and Snooki decide to take a road trip down to Miami with 600 pounds of bronzing paraphernalia in tow. Believe it or not, Snooki doesn't go tanning anymore - but not because she wised up about the health concerns. "I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent sales tax on tanning. And I feel he did that intentionally for us," she complains. "McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning." You're right, Snooks. Obama drafts his tax initiatives around you.

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