'Glee' recap: Be Mine? (No.)

Hey, Gleeks. Sorry I missed our first date with me as your new recapper. You see, I arrived, saw you through the window, and thought you were so pretty, I couldn't walk in. IT MUST BE TRUE LOVE -- which is exactly what most of our couples on Glee DON'T HAVE (unfortunately). But they do have plenty of "Silly Love Songs." So let's Gleecap the silly, the love, and the songs.

Providing all three last night was Puck, who found himself lusting after all the nut-busting jelly that is Lauren. But unlike the triflin hoes he's accustomed to, Lauren didn't fold to the simpleton charms of the Puckster -- "I'm not desperate, so if you really want this, you best come correct," she said. This made him want her more. Life lesson No. 1, ladies: Dangle the carrot or you'll be forced to buy your own carats from Jared and get stuck with a receipt that no one wants to reimburse you for. Read More...



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