'True Blood' season premiere recap: Back for good (or evil)

The wait is over, and after all the footage HBO showed us in promos, including the first eight minutes of the season 4 premiere, we still got a few surprises: The biggest and best being that Sookie had been in the fairy realm -- a fa├žade of silk, chiffon, and lace (like pastel week onDancing With the Stars when every couple is doing the rumba) -- for a year and two weeks. Much has changed.

Like America in every global disaster movie, Sookie was apparently the only one smart enough to figure out that the near-orgasmic "light fruit" being served in the fairy plane was a trap. She tried to warn Barry the Bellboy from season 2, another recent arrival, but he bit into the forbidden fruit before she could stop him. I hope he will be very happy with his fairy godmother Lloyd. I know I would be. Read More...



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