'The Real Housewives of Atlanta' season premiere recap: Back in Atlanta

Will season 4 mark the dawn of a new, more dignified day for the Atlanta Housewives? "Oh, oh, oh, my boobs are so heavy and saggy," Kim whined in the evening's opening line. Nope, same old heifers, as Lawrence might say. (Possible new title for his EP.) One does have to give it up for the Zolz. Oddly, this atrociously vulgar woman makes for a rather attractive pregnant women. Maybe it's the laying off the cigs and the chardonnay, but she looked oddly younger and dare I say fresher? Things are really looking up for Kim. She's moving into a McMansion with a movie theater and a wig room; her fiance Kroy remains faithful and strong and dim, and even ding dong Sweetie appeared to have upgraded her weave. Is that little black dog Chanel new? And why isn't she named Kool or Juicy or BeBe? Chanel licked Kim's bedazzled phone at one point and I guarantee you those saliva streaks remain there to this day. Read More...



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