Edina becomes inspired by "Sex and the City" but she is prompted to again battle the bulge when she realises she is not the Sarah Jessica Parker of the group, but rather the "donkey." Edina decides to tackle her weight and enrolls in a boot camp-style exercise course. Saffy disapproves of her methods, as is her wont. Edina has a dream where God and the Devil are arguing about her. Later, an argument with Saffy inadvertently reveals that the exercises are working. A svelter Edina meets up with her friends again, but is shocked to learn from Katy that despite her weight loss, she's "still too fat" to be the Sarah Jessica Parker of the group. Throughout the story Edina records her confessionals on video. Also appearing: Tilly Blackwood (Lady Candy), Andrea Gillie (Patsy's PA), Jessica Wilcocks (Minge), Julian Rhind-Tutt (Taylor Johns), Marianne Faithfull (God), Anita Pallenberg (The Devil)