After rejecting the living conditions of his house, Will Rodman sends the super intelligent chimpanzee Caesar to live at a local habitat with several other intelligent primates under the care of Kevin James. James explains that his reason for taking the job was to get acting advice in the same manner as he got from his role in the film Zookeeper. The apes are hesitant until James offers to help them take over the planet by civilizing them. Through James the apes learn to build an army of some of the most powerful ape while they suggest to James that he team up Hollywood's most powerful ape. Next, they are taught not to throw their feces, while the apes insist that it's still okay to slap Ben Stiller. Then the apes are taught that humans are easily distracted through dopey humor. They should take over a television network to perform stupid acts while sending out subliminal messages. The apes' final step to James is to never make a sequel to Zookeeper. Many years later, after the apes' conquest is complete, James, with Oscar in hand, and Sander come across the remains of the Statue of Liberty, which James is happy to find as he now doesn't have to walk as far up to the top of the statue. After passing several aptitude examinations, Caesar, Donkey Kong, and Mojo Jojo are brought before Donald Chimp to compete for a position in his global conglomerate that will take over the world. After having his talents overlooked twice and given a job that he can't perform, Donkey Kong questions Chimp's logic, which causes him to be fired. In retaliation, Donkey Kong calls his brother King Kong, who kidnaps Chimp and takes him up to the top floor of Chimp Tower and meets his death, when several of Chimp's biplanes shoot him down. Other Sketches: Mad News, Monkey Wheel of Fortune, Ape Sheriff, Adhesive Ape, Celebrities Without Their Ape-Up, and Spy vs. Spy