Contrary to what Ferne thought, Mario's new girlfriend, Pascal, is not French. However, she is a gymnast, a model and a stunt woman. Yeah. She kind of makes us feel inferior. Dan went so far as to call Pascal a step up from Lucy! Meow, Dan. Meow.
Meanwhile, Lucy was caught in the middle of a tug of war between Tom and Elliott. Elliott tweeted a pic of him and Lucy, which got Tom all jel and then Elliott told Lucy he'd be there for her when she finishes with Tom.