To hear Teresa Guidice's husband Joe tell it, his major car accident stemmed from "a deep yawn." He didn't drink at all that evening, he said on 'The Real Housewives of New Jersey' (Mon., 10PM ET on BRVO). He was just tired. "I shut my eyes for a second" and hit four trees. "I get through the trees, I hit the pole." The accident happened in front of a house belonging to a friend of his father's. Before the cops showed up, Guidice helped himself to several shots of the man's Scotch. That's not as stupid as driving drunk, but surely that's unwise. To Danielle Staub, it's all karma. "Karma's a real big bitch ... It will catch you," she said. Source & Video
Attention: President Obama has appointed Teresa Giudice as ambassador to Italy, where she will impart wisdom on the benefits of hair extensions, strip-mall plastic surgeons, and what it means to be from Paterson, NJ. Okay, okay, I'm kidding, but wouldn't that be scary amazing? Unfortunately Teresa and the other ladies of The Real Housewives of New Jersey's trip abroad is just a giant family vacation around Europe (hopefully with no stop on Scary Island). Bravo's promo for tonight's episode gives us a sneak peek at their stopover in Venice. And when in Venice, here comes the flood of culturally insensitive outbursts! To Read More Click Here .